Submissions

We like to read things. Carah, for example, reads a million books in a year. So, she will definitely enjoy reading you.
Perhaps she will love it so much, that she will want to publish it.
This is good.

In order for this to happen, please send an email to basalfonograf@yahoo.com with Upton Thoroughfare submission in the subject line.
In the body, include your name, a quick ditty about you and yourself, what you’ve created, and then we’ll take it from there. Don’t send it in the body of the email, cause if it’s a poem we will automatically harass you for more, and if it’s a novel, we will be overwhelmed and throw our computer monitors across the room.
And that’s not very good at all.

Also, if you want to say nice things to us, or mean things, or send us baubles, trinkets, drawings, great things, you can mail them to:

Upton Thoroughfare
20 Finch Court
Massapequa Park, NY 11762.

NOTE: Right now we are only publishing online chapbook-length publications. We are not equipped for novels at this point, nor can we afford to print. In the future? Perhaps. Right now? No.
MAYBE we will do limited edition print-runs, etc.
Also, WE DO NOT SELL ART AT THIS POINT. (Or ever, until we do print. Because we need to eat.) So do not come to us expecting profit$ cause we don’t have any.

Happy exploding!